Who suddenly needed to sneeze,
a policeman said "freeze!"
You sneezed peas on my knees
and I didn't even hear you say please
The Policeman reacted, to how the girl acted
Outraged by the peas on his knees
Here actions; obscene
His Knees; slime green,
his mouth overflowing with cheese?
Lacking courteously polite
Thundered anger, he might
Unleash a devil within!
With such sudden disgrace
He spat cheese on her face,
Preposterous angelic sin
A cheddary face, a bobby disgraced,
an awkward silence ensued.
The girl growing lairy, said "I'm allergic to dairy!"
What caused you to be so rude?
"Excuse me young lady
are you that lass Sadie?
I believe you're the culprit offender
turning knees green all over
from Dundee to Dover
You're the instigator and the sender
the diseases you deliver
make the people shiver
and it seems that the damage is done!
Grizzle grime nose
amputated toes
Spreading disease across everyone"
A little contemplation
innocent hesitation
The girl appeared; baffled, bemused.
"Oh innocent pea! how you ruined me"
She stood still; naive and confused.
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